Welcome to The: Girlmeat Blog’s Guide To Picking Up A Real Street Hooker. They say that prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. I can believe that. It is a profession that has withstood the test of time. Prostitutes can be found all over the world, in every country, no matter what the political or religious beliefs of that nation. And prostitution is one of a few industries that has been proven to be recession proof year after year, century over century, thought the course of history. No matter how bad the economy, pussy always sells. I say these things because unfortunately in the United States picking up a hooker off the streets is illegal everywhere. However, regulated brothels are legal in many counties of Nevada. And in Rhode Island, the act of sex for money is not illegal, but street solicitation of a hooker and operating a brothel are. So I guess it’s good new for those of you in Nevada. But for the most part prostitution is an illegal and arrestable offense. I think the laws are bullshit, and if you do too, write your congressman. I should have named this piece how to pick up a street hooker and not get caught. Because I’m going to help you to not get caught if one day you decide to pick up a street hooker. Because it is ILLEGAL, consider me your partner in crime.
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