Getting A Real Street Hookers Pt 1: How To Find One In Your City
Welcome to The: Girlmeat Blog’s Guide To Picking Up A Real Street Hooker. They say that prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. I can believe that. It is a profession that has withstood the test of time. Prostitutes can be found all over the world, in every country, no matter what the political or religious beliefs of that nation. And prostitution is one of a few industries that has been proven to be recession proof year after year, century over century, thought the course of history. No matter how bad the economy, pussy always sells. I say these things because unfortunately in the United States picking up a hooker off the streets is illegal everywhere. However, regulated brothels are legal in many counties of Nevada. And in Rhode Island, the act of sex for money is not illegal, but street solicitation of a hooker and operating a brothel are. So I guess it’s good new for those of you in Nevada. But for the most part prostitution is an illegal and arrestable offense. I think the laws are bullshit, and if you do too, write your congressman. I should have named this piece how to pick up a street hooker and not get caught. Because I’m going to help you to not get caught if one day you decide to pick up a street hooker. Because it is ILLEGAL, consider me your partner in crime.
So you want a street hooker, right on! First things first you have to know where to find one. For those of you living in a big to medium city you should be able to find street hookers pretty easy. They are around, is what I mean, you just have to know where to look. For those of you living in small towns like let’s say, Larmie, Wyoning the asshole of the US, no offense to assholes, then you’ll have to take a ride to the nearest big city like Denver. Small towns for the most part usually don’t have street hookers walking the streets. What you find in the small towns are drug addicts, usually crack whores, junkies, and chicks on meth with no teeth, in and around the trailer parks. This is not a guide to picking up crack whores. What I’m talking about here are real street hookers who have all their teeth, and pimps too! Not dope feens selling some pussy to buy drugs. If you can’t tell the difference read, 10 Ways To Tell A Real Street Hooker From A Crack Whore, and that should clear up any confusion. So now you know the difference between a professional street walking hooker and a crack whore. I guess telling the difference between an real hooker from a drug addict should have been first. But anyways you now know how to tell the difference. Moving on to finding one. If you don’t know where to find street prostitutes, ask around. That if you don’t care who knows you use or are planning to use a street whore. Good people to ask in a big city are cab and limousine drivers. They know where all the action is in the city. Getting customers where they want to go is how they make there “tip” money. So if you get in a cab or limo and say to the driver, I want a street walking hooker, they’ll know were to go. But you have to be specific, cause if you just ask for a hooker, a limo driver might arrange for you to meet with an escort, which is a hooker but not a street hooker, so tell them exactly what you are looking for. A cab driver might take you to a message parlor. Again not a real street hooker. So be specific when telling them where you want them to take you, or asking them where to go to find them. Just roll up on a cab or limo some where and ask the driver “Where can I find Street Hookers” and 9 times out of 10 they’ll be more than happy to tell you. If the driver is cool about it and gives you the information with directions and the best times to go looking, and when not to go looking (sometimes more important) then give them a $5 “tip” for there help. If talking to cab and limo drivers won’t work for you look in the local news papers for hookers arrested for prostitution or men arrested for solicitation of a prostitute. Remember it is illegal to pick up a street hooker in the US and you can and will go to jail for it, I can’t stress that enough. When the cops want to bust hookers or Johns (that’s what they call guys who pick up street hookers, “Johns”) they go to the parts of town were the real hookers work and put their decoys out on the streets, like they are real thing. And when people get arrested it sometimes gets in the newspaper. So I’d say the newspaper is a good place to start. In the newspaper they’ll usually have the street address of the arrest like 69 E Whore Ave. Most newspapers have websites that you can search to find what you’re looking for. I would recommend searching terms like “arrested prostitute” or “solicitation of a prostitute” or “prostitution bust or sting” “Johns”, something along those lines. Just put in different words relating to what your looking for, find all the reports and start looking at or around the addresses in the articles and you’ll find hookers I sure of it. If you can find anything in the paper then pick up the phone and call the police, using the non-emergence number of course and tell them you want information on arrest for solicitation and prostitution in the Denver area over the last 3 months for example (you’ll have to call the police department in whatever area you want to go of course, don’t call the Larmie,Wy police department if you want information on arrest in Denver, Co). If they ask why you want the information, which they shouldn’t, tell them your doing research for an article or something, but they really shouldn’t ask. They will be able to assist you in finding out where the hookers are. This also works for finding out where the dope holes are by the way. For those of you who don’t know what a dope hole is, I’ll tell you. A dope hole or drug stop is a house or street corner where you can go to buy drugs. Dope holes are usually, but not always, in a rough part of town, but that’s for another article. You can also call the newspaper and they will also help you out. But me, I always call the police, I love making the cops accomplices in my illegal activities. So you found out where the action is, good, now you’re ready to take a trip. Well not quite ready. Make sure you have cash and condoms.
But thats for the next post: Getting A Real Street Hooker Pt2: How Much Do They Cost?